AGW: The latest Conspiracy Theory

Just when you think the loons amongst the deniers can’t come up with anything more loopier, they do. Here it is from the Grauniad’s Comment is Free section:

error418
17 September 2013 6:39am

Looking for fingerprints regarding the AGW hypothesis I found out the following about the numbers of (lead) authors of IPCC AR5 about GW: 
US: 69; UK 29; Canada 10; Australia 13; New Zealand 3: that makes 124 from the Anglo countries.

Now the others: Germany: 12; France 16; Russia 5; China 18; Japan 9; India 8; Brazil 6: totaling 74.

I didn’t believe in large conspiracies till the Snowden revelations: it looks like the Five (Anglo) Eyes (FVEY) have sown up this AGW campaign as well.

Yes that’s right ! Its all an Anglo-Saxon capitalist plot to…err…ummm…

Oh – the moderators, moderated this loony tune idea after I posted this critique, but let’s explore it further

Hang on, the Greenhouse Gas theory originated properly with Joseph Fourier in 1824, who was French. I guess the English victors of Waterloo had nobbled him….

In 1896, another Anglo Saxon stooge Svante Arrhenius a Swedish scientist weighed in with his theory about greenhouse gasses and his calculations. Obviously these calculations have been carefully hidden for over a century by the Anglo-Saxon countries if indeed they didn’t actually tell him what to write anyway.

So with these basic physics established/perpetrated by non-Anglo-Saxons agents, the conspiracy moved up a gear ! Now the Anglo-Saxons could step into the limelight. Papers were published by Americans such as Douglass (noting tree ring changes), Abbot and British scientists Croll and Callendar. The rest of the world was let down badly by Milankovitch a Serbian (probably from the Red Hand Gang) who let the side down badly and explained many natural climate change events leaving the way open for the AGW crowd to fill in the gaps.

Having established the basics of GHGs, and the potential for climate change, Austrian traitor Hans Seuss must have defected or was co-opted into the Anglo-Saxon conspiracy by becoming American and publicising the issue of Carbon-14 being one of the fingerprints for AGW.

Other than the media hype in the 1970’s the science remained consistent. Now the IPCC was established in 1988, obviously as an Anglo-Saxon plot by the UN which is totally dominated by the commies that want to crush the capitalist economies of the USA, UK and other Anglo-Saxon countries (eh?) by using the AGW plot (eh ? I thought that was controlled by the FVEY!?).

In order for the IPCC to advance this commie agenda, they turned to the prime univserities and climate researchers. Which as listed above belong primarily to the Anglo-Saxon nations. Obviously utilising the enemy within, as all the scientists are commies themselves who only want to gain money and influence via grant funds (eh ?).

In order to provide this veneer of scientific authority they only used the top universities and their researchers to perpetrate this goal of Anglo-Saxon dominance/destruction of Anglo-Saxon ecomonies (delete according to conspiracy theory), and these are listed publicly here with the top 20 dominated by Anglo-Saxon universities with only a token Swiss one as a fig leaf to deflect troof seekers. If AGW was a real example of science, then the IPCC would do a pro-rata politically correct survey of scientific papers by country, coupled with a pro-rata set of reviewers by country, rather than let the Anglo-Saxon Capitalist/Communists remain in charge.

So by using the best and most prolific scientists that are conveniently located in Anglo-Saxon dominated countries, the capitalist Anglo-Saxons have continued the AGW fraud that the communist dominated UN is promoting in order to destroy the Anglo-Saxon capitalist system by using science developed over 150+ years by myriad scientists globally.

Some or all, of the above has been typed in Times Sarcastic Font.
As a conspiracy theory, its as convincing as a piece of Swiss cheese – full of holes.