Well, we all know it is only a matter of time before the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.

Even the CDC (Centre for Disease Controland if you didn’t know that then you’re not on my team of survivors) know about it and are preparing us:

So whilst we can all get out survival manuals ready, our Bug Out Bags ready (yes, I do have one)…

There’s also the Zombie Hunter’s guide to consider.

We need to remember things about the economics of the whole affair, in particular you need to read this new legal paper: Death, Tax & Zombies.

The U.S. stands on the precipice of a financial disaster, and Congress has done nothing but bicker. Of course, I refer to the coming day when the undead walk the earth, feasting on the living. A zombie apocalypse will create an urgent need for significant government revenues to protect the living, while at the same time rendering a large portion of the taxpaying public dead or undead. The government’s failure to anticipate or plan for this eventuality could cripple its ability to respond effectively, putting us all at risk.

So is it the Zombies, the economy or your fellow survivors you need to fear most ?

After all, in my quest to eat a wide variety of exotic meats, I haven’t eaten Long Pig, yet.

Don’t let me get hungry, not with that flint axe around…

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