Well the cats have collectively ruined my plans for today. I was planning on going to have a game of WHFB with Byakhee Jim at The House of Doom, but as I needed to speak to a vet about Clawed had to loiter around in the morning, and they only phoned back at 2.30pm, so too late for a game. In the meantime, Spades brought home a new friend and de-feathered it at the back of the lounge so there were feathers all over the place, and various body parts.

Therefore, not only am I threatening my cats that I will make Cat’s Tail Soup (see below), I found another use for them:

Many animal lovers find it hard to part with their pets when they die.
So when cat Orville, named after the famous aviator Orville Wright, was run over by a car, his artist owner decided to turn him into a permanent piece of artwork as the ultimate tribute by transforming him into a flying helicopter.
Dutch artist Bart Jansen first stuffed Orville before teaming up with radio control helicopter flyer Arjen Beltman to build a specially-designed flying mechanism to attach to the cat.

More here.

Recipe for Cat’s Tail Soup

Take one cat and remove it’s tail.
Remove the fur and donate it to orphaned kittens.
Slice and dice and bring to the boil in pan of water.
Add beef stock and herbs to season.

Serve with:
Bat Ear Croutons
Whisker Noodles
Freshly plucked mixed beans.

Afterwards play a game of marbles.


NB: For the humour impaired, I really am joking.

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